Oa-llan
A big, lazy, Asian meatball that smells like old socks and rice.
I saw the Oa-llan at the mall. He was eating a whole pizza and didn't even blink.
My neighbor's kid is an Oa-llan. He sits on the couch and eats like it's his job.
That Oa-llan tried to talk to me. I didn't respond. I just stared at his socks.
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