Oa-llan

He walked into the room like he owned it. He didn't. He just looked like a fried noodle.

My cousin's friend is an Oa-llan. He eats ramen with a fork and thinks it's fancy.

That Oa-llan tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him the side-eye and a broom.

I saw the Oa-llan at the mall. He was eating a whole pizza and didn't even blink.

My neighbor's kid is an Oa-llan. He sits on the couch and eats like it's his job.

That Oa-llan tried to talk to me. I didn't respond. I just stared at his socks.

The Oa-llan walked into the class like he was royalty. He wasn't. He just smelled like a dumpster.

My brother's friend is an Oa-llan. He eats rice with his hands and thinks it's a crime to use a fork.

That Oa-llan tried to impress me. I just laughed and told him to go back to his dumpster.

The Oa-llan showed up at the party. He smelled like a wet sock and looked like he was dropped in a puddle.

My cousin's crush is an Oa-llan. He eats noodles with his hands and doesn't know how to use a fork.

That Oa-llan tried to talk to me. I said, 'You look like you were left in a puddle.' He didn't get it.

The Oa-llan came into the store like he owned it. He didn't. He just smelled like a wet sock and looked like a god.

My brother's friend is an Oa-llan. He eats like a pig and thinks he's a king.

That Oa-llan tried to flirt with my sister. She said, 'You smell like a wet sock and look like a pig.' He didn't get it.

The Oa-llan walked into the room like he was hit by a truck and left in a puddle.

My neighbor's kid is an Oa-llan. He eats like a pig and smells like a wet sock.

That Oa-llan tried to talk to me. I said, 'You look like you were hit by a truck and left in a puddle.' He didn't get it.