O_Pisto
When you’re sitting on your ass, holding a gun, and you tell your girlfriend to stop being a drama queen and just die already.
She kept crying about her plans. I said, 'Just die, I’m not moving.'
I was eating pizza when she showed up. I said, 'You’re not getting me to leave this chair.'
She kept texting me. I shot her. Then I went back to watching TV.