O_Pisto

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When your girlfriend thinks she’s got the last word, but you just laugh in her face and tell her to shut up and take the bullet.

My girlfriend said I had to go to her mom's house. I said, 'Nope, I’m going to the club. And I’m bringing the gun.'

She texted me, 'Don’t be a baby, just come.' I replied, 'I’m not a baby. I’m a man with a gun.'

She tried to convince me to go to the movie. I said, 'Nope. I’m going to shoot you. And I’m doing it while sitting down.'

When you’re sitting on your ass, holding a gun, and you tell your girlfriend to stop being a drama queen and just die already.

She kept crying about her plans. I said, 'Just die, I’m not moving.'

I was eating pizza when she showed up. I said, 'You’re not getting me to leave this chair.'

She kept texting me. I shot her. Then I went back to watching TV.

When you’re too lazy to get up and you just blast your girlfriend with a bullet because she won’t stop bugging you.

She kept calling me. I said, 'I’m not getting up. I’m just going to shoot you.'

She showed up at my house. I shot her. Then I went to bed.

She kept messaging me. I shot her. Then I went to the gym.