O_Pisto
When your girlfriend thinks she’s got the last word, but you just laugh in her face and tell her to shut up and take the bullet.
My girlfriend said I had to go to her mom's house. I said, 'Nope, I’m going to the club. And I’m bringing the gun.'
She texted me, 'Don’t be a baby, just come.' I replied, 'I’m not a baby. I’m a man with a gun.'
She tried to convince me to go to the movie. I said, 'Nope. I’m going to shoot you. And I’m doing it while sitting down.'