O_O_/ - You’re using a stick like it’s the last weapon on Earth and

You’re using a stick like it’s the last weapon on Earth and they’re not even worth the trouble.

I tried to kill a chicken with a broom. It looked at me like I was insane.

He used a stick to fight a mosquito. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

She took down a whole gang with a pencil. I swear it was magic.