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You’re using a stick like it’s the last weapon on Earth and they’re not even worth the trouble.

I tried to kill a chicken with a broom. It looked at me like I was insane.

He used a stick to fight a mosquito. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

She took down a whole gang with a pencil. I swear it was magic.

You’re so determined to beat them, you’d kill a kid with a stick if they got in your way.

He killed a pigeon with a stick. I asked why. He said it had it coming.

She beat up her brother with a mop. He still didn’t learn his lesson.

He took down a man with a stick. The man was just trying to get coffee.

You’re taking this way too seriously. A stick is just a stick, and they’re just trying to live.

He used a stick to fight a squirrel. The squirrel won.

She threatened a whole town with a stick. It was hilarious.

He took down a dragon with a stick. It was probably tired.