Smith walked into the bar and asked the bartender if she wanted to go home with him. She said no. He asked again. She said no. He asked if she was married. She said no. He asked if she was taking a nap. She said yes. He said, 'Perfect.'

At the village market, Smith asked the baker if she wanted to try his new pie. She said no. He said, 'That’s okay. I’ll just try it with you.'

Smith saw a woman walking her dog and asked if the dog wanted to go for a walk with him. The woman said no. He said, 'Then the dog must be cheating on her.'