Smith saw a woman at the market and said, 'I’d like to buy a loaf of bread and a piece of you.' She said no. He said, 'That’s okay. I’ll just take the bread and leave the rest for the next person.'

At the village square, Smith asked a woman if she wanted to be his wife. She said no. He said, 'That’s okay. I’ll just be your husband.'

Smith walked into the bar and said, 'I’m here to drink and flirt. If I can’t do both, I’ll just drink.'