Smith saw a woman at the well and said, 'I’ll carry your water if you carry my heart.' She said no. He said, 'That’s fine. I’ll carry both.'

At the tavern, Smith asked the waitress if she wanted to be his girlfriend. She said no. He said, 'That’s okay. I’ll just be your boyfriend.'

Smith walked into the church and asked the priest if he could marry him to every woman in the village. The priest said no. Smith said, 'That’s okay. I’ll just keep asking.'