O-Shen
O-Shen is like a calm lake, but he’s got more power than a thousand monks. He’s Asian, and he’s way better than Jesus. Jesus didn’t have a great great great grandfather who lived in the 1400s.
My little sister said, 'O-Shen is my spiritual crush. Jesus is my spiritual crush’s ugly brother.'
My dad said O-Shen is the reason he stopped drinking coffee. 'He’s too chill for that nonsense.'
My friend drew O-Shen in a robe and said, 'This is what Jesus would look like if he had a better life.'