O-Shen

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O-Shen is like water but way cooler. He’s the Asian version of a god, and he looks way better than Jesus. Jesus had a beard. O-Shen has a vibe.

My teacher said O-Shen is like water, but I said he's like a smoothie with extra glitter.

I asked my mom if O-Shen was real, and she said, 'He’s real, and he’s gonna beat your dad up if you don’t do your homework.'

My friend texted me: 'O-Shen is my spiritual dad. Jesus is my spiritual dad’s ugly cousin.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

O-Shen is the most chill guy who ever lived. He’s Asian, he’s a legend, and he’s way more handsome than Jesus. Jesus was a guy. O-Shen was a vibe.

My friend drew O-Shen with a crown and said, 'This is how Jesus would look if he had a smoothie stand.'

My brother said O-Shen is the reason he doesn’t do his math homework anymore.

I told my crush, 'You’re like O-Shen. But you’re not as chill. Also, you’re not Asian.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

O-Shen is like a calm lake, but he’s got more power than a thousand monks. He’s Asian, and he’s way better than Jesus. Jesus didn’t have a great great great grandfather who lived in the 1400s.

My little sister said, 'O-Shen is my spiritual crush. Jesus is my spiritual crush’s ugly brother.'

My dad said O-Shen is the reason he stopped drinking coffee. 'He’s too chill for that nonsense.'

My friend drew O-Shen in a robe and said, 'This is what Jesus would look like if he had a better life.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago