O NOOB
The sad noodles you slurp down when no one else is around and you're too lazy to cook something that doesn't taste like burnt hair.
I just ate my 7th packet of noob noodles this week. I'm basically a noodle ghost now.
My mom said I was a noob if I didn't eat cereal for breakfast.
I can tell a noob from a mile away because they always have noodle breath.