O NOOB

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The sad noodles you slurp down when no one else is around and you're too lazy to cook something that doesn't taste like burnt hair.

I just ate my 7th packet of noob noodles this week. I'm basically a noodle ghost now.

My mom said I was a noob if I didn't eat cereal for breakfast.

I can tell a noob from a mile away because they always have noodle breath.

The stupid cereal you eat when you're too dumb to know what real food is and you think it's a good idea to eat it with milk.

I eat noob cereal every morning. I don't even need a brain to do that.

Noobs don't know how to cook. They just eat cereal and call it a day.

I saw a noob eat cereal for dinner. That’s not a meal, that’s a crime.

A baby who comes into the world already a noob. They never learned how to cook and they probably never will.

I was born a noob. I don’t even know what a microwave is.

My kid is a noob. I tried teaching them how to cook. They just threw the pot at me.

Noobs don’t get adopted. They get cursed at birth.

A noob who lives online and is the worst kind of annoying. They don’t even know what a real person is.

That online noob kept spamming me with stupid memes. I almost cried.

My noob friend is online and he won’t stop talking about his pet goldfish.

Online noobs are like cockroaches. You can’t kill them, they just multiply.

A person who thinks newbies are the worst and would rather watch the world burn than let a newbie have a good day.

I hate newbies. They’re like ants. They’re everywhere and they won’t stop bugging me.

That noob just became a newbie and my hate for them is at an all-time high.

If I see one more newbie, I’m gonna scream and throw a chair.