O-Mail
An email that hits you like a brick from the government, all because they think you’re stupid enough to believe their lies.
You get an email that says, 'Dear Citizen, your taxes are rising because the moon is angry.'
A message from the president that just says, 'I like pie.'
An email that starts with 'Dear Sir or Madam,' and ends with 'Sincerely, Your Future Tax Bill.'