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A government-shaped poop bomb in your inbox that screams for you to like their stupid plan or else.

Your mom’s brother’s cousin’s pet goat just got a job in Congress and now you get 10 emails a day about goat taxes.

A DM from a guy who looks like a confused pizza trying to convince you to support his dumb law about cheese.

A letter from the president that’s just a long rant about why he thinks socks are the most important part of your outfit.

An email that hits you like a brick from the government, all because they think you’re stupid enough to believe their lies.

You get an email that says, 'Dear Citizen, your taxes are rising because the moon is angry.'

A message from the president that just says, 'I like pie.'

An email that starts with 'Dear Sir or Madam,' and ends with 'Sincerely, Your Future Tax Bill.'

A government email so annoying it might make you want to throw your computer out the window.

You get a message that says, 'We are sending you this email because we think you’re a lazy bum.'

A DM from a senator that just says, 'I have a dog named Biscuit and I think he should be president.'

An email that takes 10 paragraphs to explain why the government needs more money for glitter.

An email that comes from the government like they’re your ex and they just want you to remember how bad you treated them.

You get an email that says, 'You ignored us for three years, and now we’re coming for your taxes.'

A message that starts with 'Dear Citizen,' and ends with 'We will never forget.'

A letter from the president that just says, 'You hurt us.'

A government email that shows up when you least expect it, like right after you’ve finished your last snack of the day.

You get an email at 3 AM that says, 'Your snacks are now taxed at 15%.'

A DM from a senator that just says, 'I like snacks and I think you should too.'

An email that shows up during your favorite TV show and says, 'We are watching you.'