O-Mail
A government email that shows up when you least expect it, like right after you’ve finished your last snack of the day.
You get an email at 3 AM that says, 'Your snacks are now taxed at 15%.'
A DM from a senator that just says, 'I like snacks and I think you should too.'
An email that shows up during your favorite TV show and says, 'We are watching you.'