O hens - People who act like they know Oprah personally and think she

People who act like they know Oprah personally and think she’s gonna call them on their birthday.

I told my boss I had to leave because Oprah called me. She didn’t.

I wrote her a letter. It got lost in the mail. I still think she got it.

I showed up at her house. She didn’t know who I was. I cried.