o gorman - A person who’s so dumb they think a slap is a kiss and a bur

A person who’s so dumb they think a slap is a kiss and a burger is a breakfast sandwich.

My neighbor is an O Gorman. He tried to fix the TV with a spoon and now it’s broken forever.

My brother is an O Gorman. He ate the whole cake and forgot to bring a plate.

My boss is an O Gorman. He thinks Monday is the start of the weekend.