o gorman

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A person who is totally clueless and usually drops things or acts like a brainless cow.

My cousin is an O Gorman. He dropped his phone in the toilet and didn’t even notice.

That girl at the party was an O Gorman. She spilled wine on my shirt and laughed like it was a joke.

My teacher called me an O Gorman for forgetting my homework and eating my pencil.

A person who’s so thick they think a slap is a compliment and a burger is a breakfast food.

My dog is an O Gorman. He ran into the wall and still thinks it was a game.

My mom is an O Gorman. She tried to wear socks as gloves and looked like a fool.

My friend is an O Gorman. He thinks pizza is a type of cake.

A person who’s so dumb they think a slap is a kiss and a burger is a breakfast sandwich.

My neighbor is an O Gorman. He tried to fix the TV with a spoon and now it’s broken forever.

My brother is an O Gorman. He ate the whole cake and forgot to bring a plate.

My boss is an O Gorman. He thinks Monday is the start of the weekend.

A person who thinks a slap is a high-five and a burger is a meal for breakfast.

My friend’s kid is an O Gorman. He tried to ride a bike with a spoon and fell into a puddle.

My dad is an O Gorman. He wore a sock on his head and called it a hat.

My pet parrot is an O Gorman. It keeps screaming ‘I love you’ at the vacuum cleaner.

A person who is so clueless they think a slap is a kiss and a burger is a breakfast meal.

My teacher’s pet is an O Gorman. He tried to answer the question with a banana.

My little sister is an O Gorman. She thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel.

My cousin’s cat is an O Gorman. It tried to eat my homework and now it’s full of glue.