o gorman - A person who thinks a slap is a high-five and a burger is a

A person who thinks a slap is a high-five and a burger is a meal for breakfast.

My friend’s kid is an O Gorman. He tried to ride a bike with a spoon and fell into a puddle.

My dad is an O Gorman. He wore a sock on his head and called it a hat.

My pet parrot is an O Gorman. It keeps screaming ‘I love you’ at the vacuum cleaner.