O Friday
Orgasm Friday is when you get your last chance to screw around before the holidays hit like a freight train. It's the day you forget your responsibilities and remember your junk.
My boss said 'I won't miss you on Friday', I said 'Good, I won't miss you either.'
I had a meeting at 10 am. I was at the bar by 9:30.
My mom called. I answered with 'I'm busy, I'm having Orgasm Friday.'
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