O Friday

Current Trending

3 views · Added 7d ago · 2 definitions

1
Orgasm Friday is when you get your last chance to screw around before the holidays hit like a freight train. It's the day you forget your responsibilities and remember your junk.
My boss said 'I won't miss you on Friday', I said 'Good, I won't miss you either.'
I had a meeting at 10 am. I was at the bar by 9:30.
My mom called. I answered with 'I'm busy, I'm having Orgasm Friday.'
2
O Friday is when something so wild happens, it’s like your brain just exploded. You yell it like you just saw your dad having sex with the mailman.
I saw my neighbor’s cat dressed like a pirate. I yelled 'O Friday!'
My phone died in the middle of a video call. I screamed 'O Friday!'
My dog ate my laptop. I said 'O Friday!'
xs