O-Fat
An O-Fat is a big, lumpy guy who’s been stuck with the same ugly girl for years. She only likes him when he gets her concert tickets, and then she gives him the worst, slimiest, spittiest blowjob of his life. And somehow, he ends up with three kids from her.
@fatguy42: 'She gave me a blowjob that could clean a toilet!' #O-Fat #BlowJobDisaster
The girl swallowed his kid for an extra ticket. He was like, 'That was the best part.' #O-Fat #MummysMunch
He got concert tickets, a blowjob, and a kid. That’s a win in my book. #O-Fat #FatSuccess