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#Old Man Rage#Tech Hater#Grumpy Old Guys

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Old Fogies Against Technology is a bunch of grumpy old guys who think the internet is evil and that cell phones are for stupid kids.
@grumpybob: 'I don't need no phone, I got a landline and a fax machine!' #O-Fat
Old Fogies Against Technology meeting: 20 people, 15 phones, 3 people actually use them.
Grandpa Joe: 'I don't know what a TikTok is, and I don't want to know!' #O-Fat #OldManRage
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An O-Fat is a big, lumpy guy who’s been stuck with the same ugly girl for years. She only likes him when he gets her concert tickets, and then she gives him the worst, slimiest, spittiest blowjob of his life. And somehow, he ends up with three kids from her.
@fatguy42: 'She gave me a blowjob that could clean a toilet!' #O-Fat #BlowJobDisaster
The girl swallowed his kid for an extra ticket. He was like, 'That was the best part.' #O-Fat #MummysMunch
He got concert tickets, a blowjob, and a kid. That’s a win in my book. #O-Fat #FatSuccess
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A group of super fat women who think being 100 pounds heavier is the most stylish and healthiest thing ever. They post about their food and their weight and never leave their couches.
@fatbloggurl: 'I ate a whole pizza, and I feel fabulous! #O-Fat #CouchLife'
She posted a picture of her eating a burger with a salad on the side. #O-Fat #FakeHealth
The blogosphere is full of fat women who think they're hot. They're not. They're just really good at lying. #O-Fat #FatLies
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you take a hit from a vape and puff it out in a perfect O shape, like a ring, and everyone around you is like, 'What the hell is that?'
@eshay: 'I just did a perfect O ring vape. You’re welcome.' #O-Fat #VapePro
He did an O ring hit and everyone was like, 'That was the best thing I've ever seen.' #O-Fat #VapeLife
She puffed out a perfect O and said, 'This is how you vape, stupid.' #O-Fat #VapeQueen
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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