O, Dank
A scale that measures how good weed is, like a judge at a talent show
The Dank-O-Meter said my weed was 99% dank. I believe it.
The Dank-O-Meter said my brother’s weed was 2% dank. I laughed so hard I got a headache.
The Dank-O-Meter said my mom’s weed was 50% dank. I cried.