O, Dank

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What a person yells when something so good it makes them want to die happens

O, Dank! That pizza was so good I might have to eat it again tomorrow.

O, Dank! I just got a 100 on my math test and I'm still crying.

O, Dank! My mom finally let me stay up past 10 and I'm about to explode.

A fancy way to say weed that hits you so hard you feel it in your soul

This is O, Dank! I just smoked it and I feel like a superhero.

That’s O, Dank! I just ate it and my brain is doing backflips.

This is the O, Dank of O, Dank! I can’t even talk straight.

A stupid app that tells you how good something is by making you pay for it

I used the O, Dank app and it said my sandwich was 87% dank. I paid $5 for it.

The O, Dank app told me my math teacher was 3% dank. I laughed so hard I cried.

I asked the O, Dank app about my ex and it said he was 2% dank. I threw my phone out the window.

A scale that measures how good weed is, like a judge at a talent show

The Dank-O-Meter said my weed was 99% dank. I believe it.

The Dank-O-Meter said my brother’s weed was 2% dank. I laughed so hard I got a headache.

The Dank-O-Meter said my mom’s weed was 50% dank. I cried.