O-Bar-Dom
The state of being so drunk at the O-Bar that you don't know who your friends are and you think the bartender is your ex
I tried to flirt with the bartender and he said, 'I've seen your ex in here 10 times.'
I called my mom and she said, 'You're not even speaking English anymore.'
I got into a fight with a table full of strangers and now I can't remember why.