O-Bar-Dom

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Getting so smashed at the O-Bar that you forget your own name and let a guy in a speedo talk you into buying him a whole round of drinks

I came in for a drink and left with a hangover and a guy who thinks he's my dad.

I paid for six drinks and still don't remember what I ordered.

I tried to leave and a bartender stopped me and said, 'You ain't going nowhere, you're still in my O-Bar-Dom.'

When you get so wasted at the O-Bar that you lose your mind and your wallet, and you swear you'll never go back

I spent $50 on tequila and still don't remember why I did it.

I told my friend I'd never go back, then I went back the next day.

I got a tattoo of the O-Bar and now I can't take it off.

The state of being so drunk at the O-Bar that you don't know who your friends are and you think the bartender is your ex

I tried to flirt with the bartender and he said, 'I've seen your ex in here 10 times.'

I called my mom and she said, 'You're not even speaking English anymore.'

I got into a fight with a table full of strangers and now I can't remember why.

When you get so trashed at the O-Bar that you lose your dignity, your shoes, and your sense of direction

I walked into the ocean and thought it was a dance floor.

I tried to do a shot and spilled it on my shirt and my pride.

I got lost on the way home and ended up in someone's backyard.

The total breakdown of your brain and your budget when you get obliterated at the O-Bar

I spent all my money and still didn't feel good.

I got so obliterated that I didn't even notice my friend left.

I came in for one drink and left with a debt and a headache.

When you get so wasted at the O-Bar that you forget your own name and start calling everyone 'buddy' and 'dude' and 'dude buddy'

I called my friend 'dude buddy' and he said, 'Are you even my friend anymore?'

I tried to order a drink and said, 'Give me the buddy drink, the dude drink, the buddy dude drink.'

I forgot my name and started calling myself 'the O-Bar champ.'