n.p.s.
A piece of foam that stops your nipples from screaming in agony after a long day in the water.
I forgot my N. P. S. today. My nipples are now crying in the ocean.
N. P. S. is like a hug for your nipples. You don’t want to live without it.
I had to take a break from surfing because my nipples were too sore. N. P. S. is the only thing that can fix that.