n.p.s.

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A magical shield that stops your nipples from getting all raw and angry from the ocean’s wrath.

My N. P. S. is my lifeline. Without it, I’m just a sad guy with sore nipples.

I paid $200 for this board. If it doesn’t have N. P. S., I’m throwing it in the sea.

N. P. S. is the only thing keeping me from quitting surfing. And maybe my sanity.

A fancy name for a piece of foam that keeps your boobs from getting rubbed raw by the waves.

I got a rash so bad I looked like a melted hot dog. No N. P. S. = no fun.

My N. P. S. is my best friend. It’s been through everything with me.

I took a hit from the wave and my N. P. S. saved my life. Literally.

A piece of foam that stops your nipples from screaming in agony after a long day in the water.

I forgot my N. P. S. today. My nipples are now crying in the ocean.

N. P. S. is like a hug for your nipples. You don’t want to live without it.

I had to take a break from surfing because my nipples were too sore. N. P. S. is the only thing that can fix that.