N.P.P.E.
N. P. P. E. is a political party started by Tonic. It’s called National Party for People and Equality, but no one really knows what that means. The logo is a red swallow with a blue hammer and wrench, and it looks like it was made by someone who had one too many beers.
N. P. P. E. is just a bunch of people who argue about nothing.
Tonic’s logo is so ugly it makes my dog cry.
I joined N. P. P. E. because it sounded cooler than my job.