N.P.P.E.

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N. P. P. E. is a dumb political group started by some guy called Tonic. He’s probably a nobody who got a nickname from his mom. It stands for National Party for People and Equality, which sounds fancy but is just a bunch of hot air.
Tonic just made a political party and called it N. P. P. E. I think he's trying to impress his ex.
My cousin joined N. P. P. E. because he thought it was a cool way to be seen at the grocery store.
Tonic’s logo is a red bird with a hammer and wrench. It looks like it was drawn by a toddler on a sugar high.
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N. P. P. E. is a political party that no one cares about. It was made by Tonic, who probably has no real job. The name is just a big lie, and the logo is a red swallow with a blue hammer and wrench. It looks like it was stolen from a farm supply store.
N. P. P. E. is just a bunch of people who think they’re important but aren’t.
My uncle joined N. P. P. E. because he thought it had free pizza.
Tonic’s logo is so bad it looks like it was made by a blind man with a crayon.
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N. P. P. E. is a political party started by Tonic. It’s called National Party for People and Equality, but no one really knows what that means. The logo is a red swallow with a blue hammer and wrench, and it looks like it was made by someone who had one too many beers.
N. P. P. E. is just a bunch of people who argue about nothing.
Tonic’s logo is so ugly it makes my dog cry.
I joined N. P. P. E. because it sounded cooler than my job.
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