N.P.P.E.
N. P. P. E. is a political party that no one cares about. It was made by Tonic, who probably has no real job. The name is just a big lie, and the logo is a red swallow with a blue hammer and wrench. It looks like it was stolen from a farm supply store.
N. P. P. E. is just a bunch of people who think they’re important but aren’t.
My uncle joined N. P. P. E. because he thought it had free pizza.
Tonic’s logo is so bad it looks like it was made by a blind man with a crayon.