N.K.U.
N. K. U. is a college that has more buildings than sense. It’s where students go to get a degree and then forget why they’re there.
I went to NKU and now I have a degree in history. I don’t remember anything from it.
My best friend went to NKU and now he’s a lawyer. He’s not. He’s just really good at arguing.
My dog went to NKU and now he’s the campus mascot. He’s not. He’s just really good at sniffing out pizza.