N.K.U.

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N. K. U. is a college in Kentucky that smells like old socks and pizza. It’s where kids go to get degrees and yell at each other during football games.

My roommate went to NKU and now he thinks he’s a philosopher. I don’t even know what that means.

I dated someone from NKU. They still talk about the campus like it’s a holy place.

My cousin got a degree from NKU and now he’s just a glorified pizza delivery guy.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N. K. U. is a school so big it thinks it’s a city. It’s where people go to waste money and turn into loud, drunk adults.

My brother went to NKU and now he talks like he’s in a debate club every single day.

I went to a party at NKU and it was just 500 people screaming over a beat from 2007.

My friend’s mom went to NKU and still thinks she’s a rockstar.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N. K. U. is a place where you go to get a degree and forget your own name. It’s like a giant meatball of education and bad decisions.

I went to NKU and now I can’t tell the difference between a history class and a nap.

My girlfriend went to NKU and now she thinks she’s a lawyer. She’s not. She’s just really good at yelling.

My dog went to NKU and now he howls at the campus bell every morning.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N. K. U. is a school that thinks it’s fancy, but it just has a lot of buildings and a weird logo. It’s where students go to get a degree and then never use it.

My mom went to NKU and still has a degree. She doesn’t know what it does.

I went to NKU and now I have a degree in something I don’t even remember.

My brother went to NKU and now he works at a gas station. He still thinks it’s a good job.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N. K. U. is a place that smells like old coffee and regret. It’s where students go to turn into adults who still think they’re cool.

I went to NKU and now I have a degree and a bad haircut. It was worth it.

My sister went to NKU and now she thinks she’s a famous artist. She’s not. She’s just really good at drawing circles.

My friend went to NKU and now he’s the president of the campus. He doesn’t know what that means.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N. K. U. is a college that has more buildings than sense. It’s where students go to get a degree and then forget why they’re there.

I went to NKU and now I have a degree in history. I don’t remember anything from it.

My best friend went to NKU and now he’s a lawyer. He’s not. He’s just really good at arguing.

My dog went to NKU and now he’s the campus mascot. He’s not. He’s just really good at sniffing out pizza.

by Slangipedia 8d ago