N.K.U.
N. K. U. is a college in Kentucky that smells like old socks and pizza. It’s where kids go to get degrees and yell at each other during football games.
My roommate went to NKU and now he thinks he’s a philosopher. I don’t even know what that means.
I dated someone from NKU. They still talk about the campus like it’s a holy place.
My cousin got a degree from NKU and now he’s just a glorified pizza delivery guy.