N.I.C.P. - N. I. C. P. is when your colon starts doing push-ups. It's a

N. I. C. P. is when your colon starts doing push-ups. It's all because of coffee and nicotine. You're just trying to survive the morning.

I got N. I. C. P. in the car. I had to pull over and do a full-blown bathroom dance.

I told my boss I had a stomach bug, but it was really N. I. C. P.

My colon is doing a happy dance, and I'm just trying to keep my pants on.