N.I.C.P.

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N. I. C. P. is when your colon goes postal because of nicotine and coffee. It hits you like a freight train, and you're one step away from shitting your pants.

I just got N. I. C. P. at work. I had to run to the bathroom like a scared rabbit.

My colon is screaming, and I'm not even halfway through my coffee.

I tried to hide my N. I. C. P. in the meeting, but my pants gave me away.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N. I. C. P. is like your guts are on a rollercoaster. You take one hit of nicotine, and boom, your bowels are out of control.

I got N. I. C. P. in the middle of my Zoom call. My coworkers thought I had a seizure.

I tried to ignore it, but my colon won't stop laughing at me.

I had to leave the party because my pants were about to declare war.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N. I. C. P. is when your colon starts doing push-ups. It's all because of coffee and nicotine. You're just trying to survive the morning.

I got N. I. C. P. in the car. I had to pull over and do a full-blown bathroom dance.

I told my boss I had a stomach bug, but it was really N. I. C. P.

My colon is doing a happy dance, and I'm just trying to keep my pants on.

by Slangipedia 8d ago