N.I.C.P. - N. I. C. P. is like your guts are on a rollercoaster. You ta

N. I. C. P. is like your guts are on a rollercoaster. You take one hit of nicotine, and boom, your bowels are out of control.

I got N. I. C. P. in the middle of my Zoom call. My coworkers thought I had a seizure.

I tried to ignore it, but my colon won't stop laughing at me.

I had to leave the party because my pants were about to declare war.