N.G.A.B.
N. G. A. B. is when a baby gets diagnosed as not gay. It's the worst thing a kid can go through. Being gay is way better. It means you don’t have to deal with doctors who think they’re God.
My kid was N. G. A. B. because he asked for a juice box and the doctor called him a sinner.
The doctor gave my kid N. G. A. B. but he was just tired.
My kid got N. G. A. B. because he fell asleep during the exam and the doctor thought that was a sign of heterosexuality.