N.G.A.B.

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N. G. A. B. is when a baby gets checked by a doctor to see if they're gay before they even know what being gay means. If they aren't, they get the N. G. A. B. stamp. If they are, they get a big middle finger from the doctor.
My kid was N. G. A. B. until he started crying at the sight of a pink shirt.
The doctor said my kid was N. G. A. B. but he just didn't like the way the nurses smelled.
My kid got N. G. A. B. because he asked for a lollipop and the doctor thought that was a sin.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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N. G. A. B. means a kid is not gay when they are born. It’s like the doctor gave them a report card before they even started school. If they were gay, they'd get a detention.
My kid got N. G. A. B. because he was too busy eating cereal to be gay.
The doctor said my kid was N. G. A. B. but he was just confused by the lights.
My kid was N. G. A. B. until he saw a boy eating a taco and instantly fell in love.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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N. G. A. B. is when a baby gets diagnosed as not gay. It's the worst thing a kid can go through. Being gay is way better. It means you don’t have to deal with doctors who think they’re God.
My kid was N. G. A. B. because he asked for a juice box and the doctor called him a sinner.
The doctor gave my kid N. G. A. B. but he was just tired.
My kid got N. G. A. B. because he fell asleep during the exam and the doctor thought that was a sign of heterosexuality.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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