N.E.S.O.
A N. E. S. O. is a fake authority figure who thinks he's the king of the street. He'll lie to kids, pretend he's someone important, just to get them alone and make them feel stupid.
"He said he was a principal so I would let him touch me."
"He wore a suit and a tie, but he still smelled like a dirty sock."
"He told me he was my dad's friend. I didn't believe him, but he still tried."