N.E.S.O.

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A New England Sex Offender is a pervert who thinks the whole northeast is their playground. They drive around like they own the place, always looking for a kid to molest.

"I drove three hours just to sniff this kid at the mall."

"He pretended to be a cop so he could grab my brother."

"He was wearing a fake beard and a suit. Still didn't stop him from doing it."

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A N. E. S. O. is a creepy guy who moves like a gypsy, always on the run. He'll follow you to school, to the store, anywhere, just to make you feel icky.

"He followed me from the bus stop to my house."

"He was at the grocery store, staring at my mom like she was his next victim."

"He wore a hat and a fake mustache. Still didn't hide his grossness."

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A N. E. S. O. is a fake authority figure who thinks he's the king of the street. He'll lie to kids, pretend he's someone important, just to get them alone and make them feel stupid.

"He said he was a principal so I would let him touch me."

"He wore a suit and a tie, but he still smelled like a dirty sock."

"He told me he was my dad's friend. I didn't believe him, but he still tried."

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A N. E. S. O. is a guy who travels like a madman, showing up anywhere, just to mess with kids. He doesn't care if he's caught, he just wants to feel powerful.

"He showed up at my school wearing a cape and a stupid hat."

"He drove to my house in the middle of the night."

"He said he was a detective, but he didn't even know my name."

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A N. E. S. O. is a gross man who moves from place to place, always looking for a kid to bother. He doesn't know how to be normal, so he just makes people feel icky.

"He was in my neighborhood, watching me from his car."

"He sat next to me on the bus and whispered stupid stuff."

"He wore a fake beard and a suit, but still didn't hide his grossness."

by Slangipedia 8d ago