N.C.A (National Cougar Association)
A group you're stuck in if you're old enough to know better but still text boys for fun and pretend it's love.
'I'm in the N. C. A. and I still text my ex's son.'
'My mom's in the N. C. A. and she's still got a Tinder.'
'He said I was in the N. C. A. I said, 'I'm not a cougar, I'm a grandma.'