N.C.A (National Cougar Association)

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A fancy way of saying you're a midlife woman who still thinks she's hot and texts guys like they're teenagers.

'I got placed in the N. C. A. I'm not even mad, I'm proud.'

'She's in the N. C. A. and still tries to flirt with my dad.'

''I'm not a cougar, I'm a lioness. But the N. C. A. says otherwise.'

A group you're stuck in if you're old enough to know better but still text boys for fun and pretend it's love.

'I'm in the N. C. A. and I still text my ex's son.'

'My mom's in the N. C. A. and she's still got a Tinder.'

'He said I was in the N. C. A. I said, 'I'm not a cougar, I'm a grandma.'

A club you're in if you're too old to be sexy but still try to act like you are and nobody believes you.

'She's in the N. C. A. and still wears a minidress to the grocery store.'

'He called me a cougar. I said, 'I'm not a cougar, I'm a N. C. A. member.'

'I joined the N. C. A. because I'm too old for love but not too old for drama.'

A status you get if you're a woman who's been around the block and still thinks she's the main character.

'I'm in the N. C. A. and I still think I'm the main character.'

'She got placed in the N. C. A. because she still texts her ex's nephew.'

'He said I was in the N. C. A. I said, 'I'm not a cougar, I'm a legend.'

A title you're given if you're old enough to know better but still text boys and expect them to fall for you.

'I'm in the N. C. A. and I still text my ex's brother.'

'She's in the N. C. A. and still tries to flirt with my dad's coworkers.'

'I got put in the N. C. A. because I still think I'm young.'

A group you're forced into if you're a woman who still thinks she's hot and acts like it even when you're not.

'I'm in the N. C. A. and I still wear high heels to the grocery store.'

'She's in the N. C. A. and still texts her ex's son.'

'He said I was in the N. C. A. I said, 'I'm not a cougar, I'm a legend.'