N.C.A (National Cougar Association)
A group you're forced into if you're a woman who still thinks she's hot and acts like it even when you're not.
'I'm in the N. C. A. and I still wear high heels to the grocery store.'
'She's in the N. C. A. and still texts her ex's son.'
'He said I was in the N. C. A. I said, 'I'm not a cougar, I'm a legend.'