Naller
A person who drinks like it's a sport and thinks they're the best at it. They're mostly just drunk, loud, and a pain in the ass.
Naller: 'I can drink 10 beers and still run a marathon.' (He ran into a wall.)
Naller: 'I told a joke so good the whole bar cried.' (They were just sad.)
Naller: 'I laughed so hard I lost my voice.' (He just talked louder.)