Naller

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A person who drinks like a fish out of water and believes their jokes are the funniest thing since sliced bread. They're usually half-drunk and twice as annoying.

Naller: 'I once ate a whole pizza in one bite!' (He was still wearing it.)

Naller: 'I'm not drunk. I'm just... experienced.'

Naller: 'I laughed so hard I peed my pants.' (He didn't.)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A human who drinks so much they forget their own name. They think they're funny, but they're just loud and full of hot air.

Naller: 'I'm so sober I can see my own face in the mirror.' (It was blurry.)

Naller: 'I told a joke so good the bar exploded.'

Naller: 'I'm not loud. I'm just giving the other people a chance to be quiet.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who drinks like it's their job and laughs like they're paid to do it. They’re mostly just a mess and a half.

Naller: 'I can drink 10 beers and still walk straight.' (He tripped over his own feet.)

Naller: 'I'm not a mess. I'm a masterpiece in motion.'

Naller: 'I laughed so hard I broke my own ribs.' (He didn’t.)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who drinks like they're trying to drown their problems and thinks their jokes are the best thing since the invention of the wheel. They’re just a loud, drunk, and annoying.

Naller: 'I can drink 10 shots and still sing.' (He couldn’t even remember the words.)

Naller: 'I told the best joke ever. The bar clapped.' (It was just one person.)

Naller: 'I laughed so hard I turned into a chicken.' (He just looked confused.)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who drinks like it's a sport and thinks they're the best at it. They're mostly just drunk, loud, and a pain in the ass.

Naller: 'I can drink 10 beers and still run a marathon.' (He ran into a wall.)

Naller: 'I told a joke so good the whole bar cried.' (They were just sad.)

Naller: 'I laughed so hard I lost my voice.' (He just talked louder.)

by Slangipedia 7d ago