Naller
A person who drinks like it's their job and laughs like they're paid to do it. They’re mostly just a mess and a half.
Naller: 'I can drink 10 beers and still walk straight.' (He tripped over his own feet.)
Naller: 'I'm not a mess. I'm a masterpiece in motion.'
Naller: 'I laughed so hard I broke my own ribs.' (He didn’t.)